the worst entity ever

i would like to thank all the manifold entities i have known over the
months who have pitched in to assist the project devoted to making me
the worst entity ever.

you will be interested to know that, although your efforts were
ultimately worthless, it has turned out, through a fortuitous set of
independent circumstances, that i have indeed become this "worst
entity" as we all hoped and dreamed i would.

as a mark of respect i dedicate this message to you all.

thank you, sweet entities.

With permission - Cadmium Flute (1999)